From me and Amazon’s Alexa!
How ugly is my holiday sweater?
It’s so ugly NASA fired it into a black hole. But the black hole spit it back out!
JP: Nana, want to hear a joke?
JP: Why did the turtle cross the road?
Me: To get to the other side?
JP: No. We don’t know yet, he’s still walking!
(We went to the mall yesterday cause it was 92 degrees and it’s big and he can run off some energy. He loves the fountain!)