Why do pirates buy their hearing aids at Costco?
They’re only a buccaneer!
It’s Festivus Day where Amazon’s Alexa reminded me to:
Get an aluminum Festivus pole
Air our grievances
Join in feats of strength
Call all non-routine events Festivus miracles!
Happy Festivus, a holiday for the rest of us!
Late again, I know, but having work done on the house. Anyhow, a Hanukkah joke from me and Amazon’s Alexa!
What do you call Hanukkah gelt that you gamble with?
From me and Amazon’s Alexa, here’s a fun holiday fact!
The word eggnog is believed to derive from the word noggin, a small wooden cup the drink was originally served in. Today over 135 million pounds of eggnog are consumed in the US each year. (Why is that pounds and not gallons?)
I’ve never cared for eggnog, which is just as well, cause it’s a pretty calorie heavy drink. But apparently Christmas Eve is National Eggnog Day. I’ll celebrate with a lovely vodka and tonic 😘