Category Archives: Me & JP

Monday Musings about Mystery Readers…

My grandson, the fashion critic, always looking his best!

 

Mommy:  Guess what?  When we were at Open House I signed up to be a mystery reader in your class!   (Parents surprise their child one day and come to school to read a story.)

JP:  Well, okay, but you’ll try to look your best, right?

Mommy:  What??

JP:  I mean, you always look nice…

(That boy!  And, yes, the beautiful blonde in the picture is Mommy!)

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Me & JP, Conversations with a Six-Year-Old…

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JP:  Nana, are you going to keep the Corvette now or are you going to sell it?

Me:  I think I will keep it for now.  That way I can take you for a ride in it.

JP:  Papa let me drive sometimes.

Me:  He did?

JP:  Well, he let me put one hand on the steering wheel and help.  But you don’t have to go real fast like Papa.  It might make you sick.

Me:  You’re so good to me!  Did you like it when Papa drove fast?

JP:  Yeah, we would yell “Whee doggies” and laugh!

 

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A tough act to follow…

Me and JP, Conversations with a 6 Year Old…

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I’ve really been having grandchildren withdrawal symptoms lately!  JP is in all day kindergarten now and does martial arts twice a week so we asked if we could pick him up after school Friday and have him overnight.

We had such fun playing games and watching cartoons, the requisite mac and cheese dinner and hearing jokes that only a kindergartener could appreciate!

Saturday morning he kind of strummed Papa’s guitar and sang a song he says he made up himself.  If this is a real song from some television show, I don’t know it.  And looking up “curious boys” online took me to places I didn’t want to go!  Don’t look, just take my word for it!!

I asked him to sing it again so I could get the words down perfectly.   He still cracks me up and I love him to pieces!

Once there was a curious boy

He wanted to know what the world was about

He asked his mom, he asked his dad,

And they had no clue!

This was a very short song but it stops right now!

Me & JP, Joking with a 5-year-old…

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JP:  Nana, want to hear a joke?

Me:  Sure.

JP:  Why did the turtle cross the road?

Me:  To get to the other side?

JP:  No.  We don’t know yet, he’s still walking!

(We went to the mall yesterday cause it was 92 degrees and it’s big and he can run off some energy.  He loves the fountain!)

Me & JP, Joking with a 5-year-old…

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JP:  Nana, wanna hear a joke?

Me:  Sure.

JP:  What kind of candy does a frog like?

Me:  I don’t know.  What?

JP:  A lolliHOP!  Do you get it?

Me:  (Laughing)  Yes, I get it!

 

(Joke is courtesy of, I believe, Fozzie Bear on Muppet Babies…)