Once upon a time using smoke and mirrors
Appeared a family of girls with ample rears
Their taste in men was iffy
Sex tapes inspired at least a stiffy
And selfies earned more than their share of leers!
~Diane D.
Photo from Pixabay
In response to Mind and Matters Limerick Challenge beginning with the words Once Upon a Time…
LadiesWhoLunchReviews,etc 
Very Good, Diane! AND…what a SUPER Picture….. 😉 Hugs!
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Thanks, I’m so glad you liked it! 🙂
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I am laughing, laughing and laughing.
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Thanks, B! 🙂
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Haha So visual. Love it. 🙂
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Thanks, Miri 🙂
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He,he,he…and so true too! That image is great 🙂
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Thanks, dear! 🙂
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This is hilarious! Hahaha 😀
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Thank you, Sandra!:)
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That’s great!!
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Thanks, Kay!
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You’re welcome!
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A laugh to start my day!! Perfect!! 😃
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I’m glad you liked it 🙂
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I did!! Have a wonderful day 🙂
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Fantastic job! Thanks for the laughs 🙂
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Aww, thanks and you’re welcome!
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Love love love the photo. Kim K. earned her fame through sex tapes that little talentless wench. Love the photo. One of the reasons I left facebook was to avoid this whole selfie world we are living in. Oh, by the way, did I mentiuon I love the photo?
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Smoke and mirrors, baby! Oh, and somehow I suspected you’d like the photo 😉
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Correction my dear. LOVED
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Hahaha! Mwah!
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It’s the shoes, isn’t it?!? 😀 😀 😀
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You know me, Meg. I love those shoes. Legs are pretty nice too.
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Yes! I knew it! 😃
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lol Is the Chimp so predictable?
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When it comes to ladies feet and footwear! 😂
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lol
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Christian Louboutins with the red sole, I think…
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ROFL!! Ample rears…!! Can’t stop laughing. This is a brilliant Kardashian based limerick! 😂😂😂
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Oh, my dear, thank you! So glad I made you laugh!!
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Fantastic limerick! I love it and the photo accompaniment! 😀
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Thank you, Meg!! 🙂
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Ha ha, the perfect limerick for that bunch 🙂
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Thanks, 🙂
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One day, when I will be very old and very bored, I will actually waste my time and will find out what a Kardashian is. 🙂
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I don’t think it will take long, there doesn’t appear to be a lot of substance there!
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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😀
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“what a Kardashian is” ROFL 😀 😛 The world needs more people like you 😉
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Oh Boy, not sure what the world would do with many of me. Witch hunt comes to mind 🙂
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Naah! What about a series called “Keeping up with the Non-smokingladybug ” 😉
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Hahaha, I’d watch!
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Sadly, I didn’t get that type of, er, inspiration from them. 😉
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I’m glad. I’m afraid my opinion of you would change if you admitted you did 🙂 I have a feeling you don’t lack for inspiration…
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haha! Well, there are times that I get very “inspired’, especially at some house parties. 😉
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I don’t doubt it! I’ve seen the, er, proof
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The proof is in the pudding they say. Or in this case, the blog post. 😀
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Yes 😉
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this is s a great one haha!
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Thank you! 🙂
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Loved it!
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Heehehhee! How aptly put 😀 And the perfect photo too! I am still LOLing at your witty choice of words 😉
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Oh, thank you, Monaco. How are you enjoying NYC!?
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ROFL. Was that autocorrect or did you actually forget my name ? :O 😛 Its Minaxi, not Monaco 😀 😛
NYC is great,thank you 🙂 Enjoying the time while we can here 😉 But everything digs too deep into our purses 😛 I had blogged about our roadtripping adventures 🙂 Guess you missed that 🙂
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Omg, I have to look before I send, I know it’s Minaxi!! I am not always getting all my follows in my reader. I’ll check. I just sent hubby ‘s grandson a text for his birthday and it changed to hope he did not have a great day, lol. I need to be more careful!
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OMG!! Imagine that being sent to someone whom you don get along much with 😉 😀 Autocorrect puts us in difficult situations many times! 🙂
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Love it!! 😀
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Thanks, Paula!
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Unlike the Kardashians, this is very clever~
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Thanks much, Cindy, I’m glad you liked it!
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Haha – so true!
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That’s awesome! Can’t stand anything Kardashian, but I enjoyed this! 😃
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Thank you, I was hoping it came across as tongue in cheek. You know, their talent is created with smoke and mirrors!
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Talent?!? Now that’s funny. I think we saw the extent of their “talent” in Kim’s video. And even that sucked. Pardon the pun. 😃
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🙂
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This cracked me up, Diane! 😀 ha ha ha! You are so great at grasping how to demonstrate exactly what some should stop, now that she has children! When will they ever learn to “grow up?!”
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Thanks, I can’t believe all the selfies you see of them, or even all the news coverage for what, I’ve never been sure. I think it’s all done with smoke and mirrors lol!
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Ha ha! You’re fabulous at writing limericks! 🙂
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Oh, Jess, thank you! I like trying my hand at them every week…
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You’re the limerick queen! 👑
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Hahaha, maybe a princess! Dr. Meg Sorick is the queen (check out her blog if you haven’t, her writing is great)
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Princess is still worthy! 🙂 I haven’t “met” Dr. Meg Sorick nor seen her blog. I’ll do that!
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You’ll like her, she’s fun. She did the a to z challenge with a limerick each day!
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Very funny! Love the picture — oh the days when I could wear those types of shoes!
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Wow, Linda, you little minx, you!
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Brilliant and true
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Thank you, lovely friend!
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You’re welcome. Happy Saturday
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Great Limerick – and I love the dressing table!
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Thank you, Peter!
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LOLOLOLOL… funny lady! It reminded me of the song: oh my gosh look at her butt 😀 😀 hehehe
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Thanks, D. Just smoke and mirrors there!
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😀 😀 yes!
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Thank you so much! I’m glad you liked it and thanks for the mention!
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This really got me..Very funny!! I shared this post in my Posts of Note this today! 🙂
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