A Kardashian-Inspired Limerick……

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Once upon a time using smoke and mirrors

Appeared a family of girls with ample rears

Their taste in men was iffy

Sex tapes inspired at least a stiffy

And selfies earned more than their share of leers!

~Diane D.

Photo from Pixabay

In response to Mind and Matters Limerick Challenge beginning with the words Once Upon a Time…

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88 responses

  1. Very Good, Diane! AND…what a SUPER Picture….. 😉 Hugs!

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    1. Thanks, I’m so glad you liked it! 🙂

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  2. I am laughing, laughing and laughing.

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  3. Haha So visual. Love it. 🙂

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  4. He,he,he…and so true too! That image is great 🙂

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  5. This is hilarious! Hahaha 😀

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  6. That’s great!!

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      1. You’re welcome!

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  7. A laugh to start my day!! Perfect!! 😃

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    1. I’m glad you liked it 🙂

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      1. I did!! Have a wonderful day 🙂

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  8. Fantastic job! Thanks for the laughs 🙂

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    1. Aww, thanks and you’re welcome!

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  9. Love love love the photo. Kim K. earned her fame through sex tapes that little talentless wench. Love the photo. One of the reasons I left facebook was to avoid this whole selfie world we are living in. Oh, by the way, did I mentiuon I love the photo?

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    1. Smoke and mirrors, baby! Oh, and somehow I suspected you’d like the photo 😉

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      1. Correction my dear. LOVED

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    2. It’s the shoes, isn’t it?!? 😀 😀 😀

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      1. You know me, Meg. I love those shoes. Legs are pretty nice too.

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      2. Yes! I knew it! 😃

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      3. lol Is the Chimp so predictable?

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      4. When it comes to ladies feet and footwear! 😂

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      5. Christian Louboutins with the red sole, I think…

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  10. ROFL!! Ample rears…!! Can’t stop laughing. This is a brilliant Kardashian based limerick! 😂😂😂

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    1. Oh, my dear, thank you! So glad I made you laugh!!

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  11. Fantastic limerick! I love it and the photo accompaniment! 😀

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  12. Ha ha, the perfect limerick for that bunch 🙂

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  13. One day, when I will be very old and very bored, I will actually waste my time and will find out what a Kardashian is. 🙂

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    1. I don’t think it will take long, there doesn’t appear to be a lot of substance there!

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    2. “what a Kardashian is” ROFL 😀 😛 The world needs more people like you 😉

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      1. Oh Boy, not sure what the world would do with many of me. Witch hunt comes to mind 🙂

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      2. Naah! What about a series called “Keeping up with the Non-smokingladybug ” 😉

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  14. Sadly, I didn’t get that type of, er, inspiration from them. 😉

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    1. I’m glad. I’m afraid my opinion of you would change if you admitted you did 🙂 I have a feeling you don’t lack for inspiration…

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      1. haha! Well, there are times that I get very “inspired’, especially at some house parties. 😉

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      2. I don’t doubt it! I’ve seen the, er, proof

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      3. The proof is in the pudding they say. Or in this case, the blog post. 😀

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  15. this is s a great one haha!

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  16. Heehehhee! How aptly put 😀 And the perfect photo too! I am still LOLing at your witty choice of words 😉

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    1. Oh, thank you, Monaco. How are you enjoying NYC!?

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      1. ROFL. Was that autocorrect or did you actually forget my name ? :O 😛 Its Minaxi, not Monaco 😀 😛
        NYC is great,thank you 🙂 Enjoying the time while we can here 😉 But everything digs too deep into our purses 😛 I had blogged about our roadtripping adventures 🙂 Guess you missed that 🙂

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      2. Omg, I have to look before I send, I know it’s Minaxi!! I am not always getting all my follows in my reader. I’ll check. I just sent hubby ‘s grandson a text for his birthday and it changed to hope he did not have a great day, lol. I need to be more careful!

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      3. OMG!! Imagine that being sent to someone whom you don get along much with 😉 😀 Autocorrect puts us in difficult situations many times! 🙂

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  17. Unlike the Kardashians, this is very clever~

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    1. Thanks much, Cindy, I’m glad you liked it!

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  18. Haha – so true!

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  19. That’s awesome! Can’t stand anything Kardashian, but I enjoyed this! 😃

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    1. Thank you, I was hoping it came across as tongue in cheek. You know, their talent is created with smoke and mirrors!

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      1. Talent?!? Now that’s funny. I think we saw the extent of their “talent” in Kim’s video. And even that sucked. Pardon the pun. 😃

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  20. This cracked me up, Diane! 😀 ha ha ha! You are so great at grasping how to demonstrate exactly what some should stop, now that she has children! When will they ever learn to “grow up?!”

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    1. Thanks, I can’t believe all the selfies you see of them, or even all the news coverage for what, I’ve never been sure. I think it’s all done with smoke and mirrors lol!

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  21. Ha ha! You’re fabulous at writing limericks! 🙂

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    1. Oh, Jess, thank you! I like trying my hand at them every week…

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      1. You’re the limerick queen! 👑

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      2. Hahaha, maybe a princess! Dr. Meg Sorick is the queen (check out her blog if you haven’t, her writing is great)

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      3. Princess is still worthy! 🙂 I haven’t “met” Dr. Meg Sorick nor seen her blog. I’ll do that!

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      4. You’ll like her, she’s fun. She did the a to z challenge with a limerick each day!

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  22. Very funny! Love the picture — oh the days when I could wear those types of shoes!

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    1. Wow, Linda, you little minx, you!

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    1. Thank you, lovely friend!

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      1. You’re welcome. Happy Saturday

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  23. Great Limerick – and I love the dressing table!

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  25. LOLOLOLOL… funny lady! It reminded me of the song: oh my gosh look at her butt 😀 😀 hehehe

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    1. Thanks, D. Just smoke and mirrors there!

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      1. 😀 😀 yes!

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    1. Thank you so much! I’m glad you liked it and thanks for the mention!

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  27. This really got me..Very funny!! I shared this post in my Posts of Note this today! 🙂

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