Slippery when Wet…

I’m giving this rework an R rating just because it’s a little racier than what you’d normally read at LWL… ๐Ÿ˜‰

 

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Banged our heads upon the headboard

Sometimes forgot to lock the bedroom door

Occasionally in our younger days

We even crashed onto the floor.

Unknowingly, you’d roll onto my hair

My helpless moans gave you such a look of pride

Until you finally realized

The reason why I cried!

We’d joke about calling 911

But what would we tell the paramedics?

Our only excuse was that we’d again forget

How slippery things can be when they are wet ๐Ÿ˜‰

~Diane D.

Just a little poem for mushy May that I published on another site awhile ago. ย  I have a feeling a lot of couples can relate!

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51 responses

  1. Oh God, do not forget to lock the door! LOL This is great… You make me laugh! ๐Ÿ˜€

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    1. I’m glad I made you laugh! It can’t always be mushy, sometimes it’s just silly

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  2. Yep, we can relate. Broke a bed once, stopped for a sec, looked at each other, chuckled, then kept on going. Gotta love lovin’ your love, right? ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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    1. You’ve got to see the humor in it! Broke a bed, hmm?

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      1. Yep, it was an old antique bed and the side rail separated from the headboard. Plop! Mattress was laying at a strange angle, one corner up, other corner down. I put it back together, but it was never really right again, and same thing happened a few more times. Finally had to let it go. Bittersweet too. That bed had been good to us, and was where the boys’ were conceived. Finally wouldn’t stay together though. ๐Ÿ˜•

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      2. Well, I guess a bed can only take so much, uhm, use, right? You guys obviously need sturdy rather than antique ๐Ÿ™‚

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      3. Hahaha! Evidently! It was a full size, and we replaced it with a queen. I miss the smaller bed actually. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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      4. What can I say? I like to pretzel. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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  3. I loved this post.
    We often cause all manner of situations when ‘in the moment’ ๐Ÿ˜€

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    1. We usually found more silliness than mush after the first few years, but it’s all good!

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      1. Hey, thanks for stopping by! How are things?

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      2. Things are fine, have new blog going, trivial but fun and am on holiday at the weekend

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      3. What about your things?

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      4. I’m good, thanks, my anniversary is this month so concentrating on mushy stuff for awhile!

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      5. It will be 35 this year! I was 12 when we got married. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      6. Well done ๐Ÿ˜€
        Been with my wife for 10 years this summer, married for 8 of those. Still early days in comparison

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      7. Yes, but she sounds like your biggest supporter and that’s what keeps a couple together — well, that and the art of compromise!

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      8. Communication is where we got it all to work, when we talk, we can make it all make sense, when we don’t there can be no compromise and I have her back as much as she has mine, because there’s no other way to be together.

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  4. Nothing like breaking a bed, or breaking in a new one!
    We left our door open one afternoon, and our college age son wondered in…..He ran and hollered back “Couldn’t you put a sock on the door like everyone else! I can’t un-see that!”

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    1. Hahaha, good parenting when we can scar them for life!! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  5. Ha! Haven’t been walked in on since my apartment days with room mates. Have landed on the floor once or twice. It’s a sign of good lovin’ to just keep going!

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    1. Haha! Very true, there’s a lot of silliness in mush ๐Ÿ™‚

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  6. This is so funny. We joked about me needing a helmet. We used to use helmet as a code word for assignation๐Ÿ˜

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    1. Hahaha! Silliness is as much fun as mushy!

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  7. Absolutely perfect. Thing can be a bit sticky. Perfect finale for this poem.

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    1. Thank you, dear Andrew!! Things can be a bit sticky, and silly can be as delightful as mushy sometimes, lol!

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      1. Love it all. Keep it up.

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      2. OMG, I should say you, too, but that is too raunchy even for me today *blushing*

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      3. Oh my God. I didn’t mean it literally. But that is a good thing. Wink wink.

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      4. Yes! ๐Ÿ™‚ I know you didn’t mean it literally, it was just too good to pass up. I told you I’m a blurter!

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  8. Oh, be so happy and Enjoy!! ๐Ÿ˜‰ wink wink, no kids in the house anymore. Now, just bolt the front door and close the curtains!!

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  9. Diane, this is racy and delightful *wink wink*

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    1. Yes, hopefully just a little racy! Thank you!!

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  10. Oh what memories that evokes.

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  11. Teehee ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ Forgetting to lock the door ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ROFL. Till now we have not done that! ๐Ÿ˜› And good Lord, hope we do not do it in the future too!

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    1. Especially when you have kids!

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  12. A fun, bawdy poem … those wild times can cause fun consequences, like falling out of bed!

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    1. Thank you, yes, they can! Or elbows in the eye ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      1. Elbows in the eye? Ouch!

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      2. luckily it was usually him and not me!

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