Ta, Ta, a Limerick…

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You’re tired of me, I’ve had enough of you

Two became one, now we’re going back to two

We might still talk but that’s about it

Hell, no, we can’t be friends with benefits

I’m leaving now, but you can still enjoy the view πŸ˜‰

~Diane D.

In response to Mind and Life Matters Limerick Poetry Challenge, Farewell

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36 responses

  1. This made me laugh! πŸ™‚

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    1. Ooh, thank you, Al. High praise from the master! πŸ™‚

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      1. Not sure I deserve such a compliment, but I’ll take it anyway! πŸ™‚

        Have just been writing my limericks. Not funny ones today

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      2. Uh, oh, I just woke up, have to read the posts…

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      3. I’ll be posting that one later today – in about five hours πŸ™‚

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  2. Haha… You’re funny! Very cute… πŸ™‚

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  3. As usual, you plastered a smile on my face and made me chuckle. πŸ™‚ This one is hilarious!

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    1. Thanks, my friend, glad I made you laugh!

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      1. Smiling again, with the ‘my friend’. You just made my day! πŸ™‚

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      2. Aww thanks, love making new friends through blogging!

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      3. Me, too girl. In fact, I’m working on a story on friends right now. πŸ™‚

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  4. Ohhh laughing out loud at this one! Especially the line “Hell, no…..” πŸ˜€

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    1. Thanks, glad you liked it! πŸ™‚

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  5. Good girl! And jiggle it nicely as you strut off into the sunset. Ha,ha πŸ™‚

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    1. Absolutely! Make sure he remembers what he gave up!

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  6. This is great! Heh! Love the “enjoy the view” line! πŸ™‚

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    1. Thanks! I started with that, kind of ass-backwards :D. Oh, my, cracking myself up

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  7. Hahaha! Perfect ❀️

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  8. I love this! Such great picture and words!

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  9. I love this!! Especially the last line πŸ™‚

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    1. Thanks so much, I started with that line and wrote it kind of “ass backwards” πŸ™‚

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  10. Great way to leave an impression. Oh, I miss the days when I could look somewhat like this, less hips or chest but still a better younger Me! I used to laugh when my high school girlfriend said she had “coconuts” and I would always reply, “I have kiwis!!” πŸ˜€

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    1. Hah, yes, I wish I looked as bad as I thought I did when I was younger! πŸ˜€

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  11. Absolutely hilarious, friends with benefits, who benefits? Love it and it’s so true about enjoying the view as you walk away, all that’s left to enjoy if we have to fall apart, love and best wishes to you and yours xo

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    1. Thanks much, glad you enjoyed the poem!

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      1. πŸ’πŸ’‹πŸ’πŸ’‹ I did enjoy it very much, thank you for sharing it πŸ’‹πŸ’πŸ’‹πŸ’

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  12. Heehee! Nicely done Diane πŸ˜‰ He can enjoy the view while he can πŸ˜€ That was good. Wicked thinking πŸ˜€

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    1. Thank you! Haha, I wrote it backwards from the last line, glad you liked it!

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